by Eric Bourland
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Seven Lessons from Star Wars
- Spacecraft in a vacuum make audible jet aircraft sounds.
- "Darth," because it sounds like "dark," means "bad".
- Alien races resemble character stereotypes from Earth.
- A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, there were humans.
- At least one of whom was named after a New Testament apostle.
- If you are a bad guy, you cannot hit the broad side of a bantha with a blaster.
- Your words will be wise and motivational if you mix up your syntax.
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